Krzysztof T. Dabrowski

Krzysztof T. Dabrowski
Krzysztof T. Dabrowski (from Poland).

 FLASH FICTION 1
Losing the reindeer in cards has its upsides - thought Santa Claus, sitting in first class and eating caramel cookies.
Snowflake decided not to be a bourgeois and take a flight in economy - if she doesn't want cookies...
The opportunity to flirt with the stewardesses was an extra highlight, especially because of possible bonus pleasures.
Cuties were mesmerized by him and, funnily enough, did not suspect he existed.
Not wanting to come off as a compulsive gambler, he concealed how he had lost all the reindeer at cards.
He made a tale that they had eaten something indigestible and gotten sick.
 
 FLASH FICTION 2
Human opened the fridge before Gismo's eyes.
The tomcat couldn't believe his eyes  – there wasn't a single can of fish in it.
– Human?  – he meowed.  – Are you going to tell me that the fish ate itself?
– You want fish?  – asked Helene.  – Unfortunately, we've run out, but I'll buy new ones tomorrow.
He didn't understand what she said in that chattering language of hers, but he sensed he wouldn't feast today.
Inconsolable, he slipped out of the house for another treat  – a birdhouse was in front of the house...
If people can handle oysters and crayfish, so can I  – he murmured.
 
 FLASH FICTION 3
– Mum, Dad, that's my fiancée – the rat pointed at the computer mouse.
– She's so still – Mum frowned, realizing her son's beloved didn't deign to say hello.
– It doesn't even squeak – Dad was also disturbed.
– I know, but believe me, it's a mouse.
– Is she even alive? – Dad was concerned. – Poor thing, someone's trapped her in that...
Everyone tampered with the mouse, and when they managed to look under the casing, it turned out that it was an android.
– Son, there's more fish in the sea, and you're with a robot... – Mum lamented.
– And you cannot have children – muttered Dad gloomily.
Translated by: Julia Mraczny